OH, HELL…EVERYBODY JUST GO ADOPT ONE SHELTER ANIMAL…THERE ARE MORE OF US THAN THEM…PROBLEM SOLVED…THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

JUST ONE FOR EVERYBODY…IT WOULD HONESTLY WORK. GO TO IT…AND BECOME A VEGAN WHO WALKS THE DOG OR CHASES AFTER THE KITTY…NO NEED FOR AEROBICS AND WORKING OUT… A DONE DEAL…NO MORE PSYCHOSES…NO MORE HATE…PLENTY OF LOVE TO GO AROUND…

I AM NOW GOING TO FAINT…A GREAT DAY’S WORK FOR NO PAY…BUT PLENTY OF SATISFACTION…NOTHING BETTER THAN SOME SATISFACTION…GET ON BOARD…EITHER SHARE THESE LITTLE GUYS OR ADOPT ONE…OKAY!? THANKS SO MUCH.

I AM OUTTA HERE…I FEEL TOTALLY PARALYZED AND I HAVE A BOOK GIG TO ATTEND TO…GOOD FOR ME!

blessings to the caring souls always! you’ll be instantly rewarded!

Check out Susie’s essay “This Happily Haunted House” in the latest edition of Our USA Magazine by clicking here.

neat comments!

Jorge Guzman: “OMG! Awesome!”