WOW, it seems the presidential candidates better demonstrate that each one of them appreciates animals and treats them allllll nicely.

Newt is keenly interested in animal welfare ever since Mitt’s bad press surfaced for carting his dog on top of his woody station wagon 20 years ago.

Barack is newly interested in legislation outlawing puppy mills?

Where might all of this competition for residency at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue be leading?

Maybe this focus on “humaneness” bodes well for animal rights, huh? Thoughts?