Trumpcare. TrumpDONTcare. Border walls. Russian entanglements. Deep state. Shallow state. Buy Ivanka’s costume jewelry. But not at Nordstrom’s. Fake news. Lazy news. Comically volatile Spicey. Somnambulantly evil Bannon. Lyin’ Jeff Sessions. Lock him up? Executive orders. Unimpressive back-peddles. Xenophobia. Misogyny. Divisive rhetoric. Pepsodent photo ops. Wire taps. Tapped out public. Vanishing town halls. Preening local politicos. Social media run amuck. Vacuous tweets. Socioeconomic policy in 140 misspelled characters (or less). Aggravatingly flippant TL;DR sound bite culture.

Are all of the Republicans gone yet?

I am tired of checking TV stations to see if they have all…every one of them…been impeached yet and that they can feel free to return to the districts they fail to represent and are afraid to return to and face courageously the appropriate ire of angry citizens who scare them into hiding.

WHO votes for them besides the Russians? Not I!

Sad. Sad. Sad.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
“No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
“No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
“No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
“No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”

One little monkey jumping on the bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said:
“No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”

Now there’s no little monkeys jumping on the bed.
They`re all jumping on the sofa instead!