Darling, perky, bubble-head work-out queen

Bestest runner-up ‘Laska’s ever seen

Terminator of all fuzzy wild-life

Snow-mobiling mommy causing fresh strife

Whacks Charlie Darwin-touts Adam ‘n Eve

Finish that tangled web once “gals” conceive

Cart-wheeling right-to-lifer blows off CHOICE

Feminine lemmings chant-cheer in one voice

HER God creates pipe-lines, bans naughty books

Gentlemen voters adore her  “vamp” looks

Yes, “right to bear arms”; No, “right to arm bears”!

Frolicking reindeer blown away–who cares?

Stem-cell research, sweet peace trumping mean war–

Both might guide us toward “what a heaven’s for”.

Family with children numbering five,

Scour mom Sarah’s brain beneath that bee-hive!