Here is another modest proposal

Believe it or not, some do-gooders wish to outlaw cigarettes but hold forth that since our newly elected president smokes, such a prohibition will never occur.

Let’s prioritize other possible illegalities. Outlaw booze (again), adultery, giving birth to too many children, control-freakism, obsession with money, mental cruelty, schoolyard bullying, big-brother complexes, slaughter of meat-producing animals, steroids in cattle feed, insecticides sprayed on crops, texting while driving, driving itself due to toxic emissions from mufflers, neurologically damaging cell phones, allergy-producing bouquets of roses and public toilet seats.

Better yet, why not outlaw invasion of privacy, condescension, hypocrisy, elitism, arrogance and, of course, bigotry?

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