Politicians, one and all,
Listen to this wake-up call:
Legislators overstep contracts with voters!
Morality corrects itself, pompous doters!
Substances smoked, driving while drunk, couplings gone wild.
NON-ISSUES hammered–yet comparatively mild.
Wars rage! Education stalls! Economies fail!
Newspapers fold, postal systems teeter, banks bail.
Avoid harsh judgment of the masses’ “behavior”.
Tend to your knitting. Be a “pol”–not a savior.
Remember, not one of you is above reproach.
Abandon “First-Class” seats; come fly WITH us in “coach”!