Hey there! Cap ‘N Cork, Cap ‘N Trade/Spend, Cap ‘N What?
Adequate Insurance desired? You’re just a nut!
WORK for a living–jobs with perks dime a dozen.
Not true? Try moving in with your long-lost cousin.
Prez, forget about Iraq and Great Depression.
Pose and speak daily for press photo op session:
“Single pay, universal, pre-existing conditions”–
Not of Afghanistan, Pakistan, pricey munitions.
Natives form class systems, moving now into camps.
Them that’s got/ Them that’s not–each day, up, up strife ramps!
Bias ‘gainst plump people, poor folks, dudes who just smoke–
Issues from snoots snorting bourbon and “mari-coke”.
Dollars for Clunkers! Houses? Sell Low and Buy Low As Well!
Shop NOW for big-ticket items. More debt? A Fresh New Hell.
Evan’s Susan’s a second BREAD-winner for sure. How nice.
Re-election for Senator Bayh? Hmmm. Better think twice.
Socialism, Capitalism–which way should we go?
Liberalism, Conservatism–both require dough.
Natural-born citizen-ism? Mal-practicism?
“Team” designations generating malignant schism.